Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

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Vanishified

When something disappears.

He's gone vanishified!

by The O Zone 123 February 22, 2019

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curse of vanishing

My dad when I was four years old

Please come back dad
He used the book called curse of vanishing

by Venusaur September 19, 2019

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vanishing point

A road film, starring Barry Newman and directed by Richard Sarafian, and released by 20th Century Fox in 1971. Basically, a former solider/cop/racecar driver bets his drug dealer he can get a white Dodge Challenger to San Francisco, CA (from Denver, CO)in 15 hours or less... of course, the Highway Patrol gets pissed and chases him from Rifle, CO all the way to the border of California... along the way, he meets hippies, snake-cultists turned Christian musiccians, nudists, and homosexual robbers, until the end. The story is mostly told through a series of flashbacks, showing Kowalski's (Newman)life, up until the present.

Guy 1: Dude, WTF is Vanishing Point?
Guy 2: It's a 70s road movie starring Barry Newman, Cleavon Little, Charlotte Rampling, etc. and directed by Richard C. Sarafian.

by everyman1 August 22, 2006

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