A drop dead gorgeous woman. She is a woman that can be hella classy but switch it up and go straight savage on you. She is very loyal but the moment you cross her or let her down you can kiss that loyalty goodbye. She loves the Bay Area and will rep it any way she possibly can. If you're lucky enough to come across a Vaniece put a ring on it or you'll regret it later.
Vaniece is such an amazing woman.
by Newmis, M December 22, 2016
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BBBBBOOOYYY: look at that banana why does it look moist ??????????????????????????????
GIRL: Cause it was in my lucious mouth.
BOY: You're such a Vanijella
GIRL: Cause it was in my lucious mouth.
BOY: You're such a Vanijella
by BOB THE EX February 2, 2019
Get the vanijella mug.An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.
Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!
Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012
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Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.
Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.
by Ares September 5, 2019
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