Van Dyke 

A picture of a penis, known colloquially as a "dick pic"
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.

Two minutes of chatting with this guy online, and he send me a Van Dyke...

Van Dyke by kapweeng June 11, 2018

Dick Van Dyke 

Famous comedian. See: Penis Van Lesbian

Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!

Dick Van Dyke by A random guy April 27, 2003

Kaya van dyke 

A once ordinary girl whose been turned into a butch lesbian and rocks a haircut similar to that of Eminem

Yo Luke G, Kaya van dyke be lookin' like Slim Shady with that fresh trim dawg, haha.

Kaya van dyke by Luke of Planet Earth March 13, 2018

dick van dyke 

The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.

Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.

dick van dyke by F3nyx May 11, 2006

dick van dyke accent 

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.

oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!

dick van dyke accent by col February 4, 2005

Dick Van Dyke 

A lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult

Is that a guy?
Nah, she's a dick van dyke, man.

Dick Van Dyke by asaia August 11, 2011

dick van dyke 

an actor (usually American) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad English accent. named after actor Dick Van Dyke's fake cockney accent in the film Mary Poppins.

"That guy is pulling a dick van dyke with that accent over there"

dick van dyke by rickysayshi January 1, 2009