Vampress

A device used for the compression and storage of canned vampires. A highly specialized machine, vampresses generally require a team of four horses (or, in some parts of the world, two male orangutangs) to operate properly.

The vampress saves us heaps of time, compressing the vampires like that.

by Phoenix654 September 4, 2010

Vampsesity

Being so overly obsessed with vampires, twilight, vampire diaries, and any other book, show or toy relating to the mythilogical creatures of the night. These "followers" tend to get excited for random events that no one else knows about. Usually wearing black, they attempt to blend into the crowd, and attempt to cast spells and bite peoples necks. Unfortunatly, we refer to this kind as an unknowing vampsesor, for they still think they have powers, when in reality, they dont.

Austin- Hey man, whats up?
Alex-Nothing man, just trying to get away from that freaky girl in class
Austin-Who?
Alex- She refers to herself as Carlyle... kindof weird... but shes a has major vampsesity.
Austin-ahh... i gotta get away too...
Alex- yeah... she keeps looking at that book that she's read for the 500th time... what a vampsesor
Austin- Another one bites the dust

by alanx303 March 22, 2010

vampisser

a very cool tiktoker who loves laito sakamaki

"hey whos that girl drinking laitos milk?"
"oh thats vampisser"

by jovanivazquez June 13, 2021

Vampestein

vAm-pÉ-Stine

A Vampire and Frankenstein get married and they have a baby, the baby is mixed (vampire and frankenstein) which makes the kid a vampestein

other explanation: a vampire and a frankenstein combined together makes a vampestein!

1: “I’m a Vampestein!
2: “What’s that?”
1: “Basically a Vampire and Frankenstein mixed together. My mom is a Vampire and my dad is a Frankenstein!”
2: “Cool!”

by kai_the_ghoul October 14, 2022