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Jokes Value

1. Phrase

In essence, the phrase "jokes value" is used as incentive for performing and/or taking part in an activity that may appear trivial, useless and possibly offensive at first glance, but in truth is intended for humorous purposes, and humorous purposes only.

It is unlikely, but not impossible for a person that is participating in a "jokes value" activity to derive any utility from the activity itself other than that which is gained from the humour.

2. Noun

A qualitative attribute directed towards an act or activity that an individual or group of individuals perform or an occurrence that yields humour.
Phrase Example:

Dave: Man, what the hell is wrong with you.. why aren't you wearing any pants? It's like -10 degrees outside.

JMarc: It's for jokes value..

or

MV: Ah man you hit her? She's so nasty why did you do that?

Kog: For jokes value

Noun Example:

GG: Man I can't believe they found out I slept with them both!

Marco: Yah that has some serious jokes value, son
by Jmarc20 December 13, 2009
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G value

The time taken by a person to make a woman orgasm through g spot stimulation
Mike: Dude did you hear about Tommy?
Jim: Yeah dude his g value is 5 minutes
Mike : That bitch Mckenzie sure was lucky
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good value

Often used by Aussies to describe a person who is good to hang out with, easygoing, friendly, and not too sensitive or high maintenance. Can be used to describe males or females.
"Hey Mate, mind if I bring a work mate of mine to this party of yours? don't worry - he's good value."

"Hey did you meet that Sally girl at that party? She was good value"
by Leigh B December 12, 2008
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Valuerific

Products or services of great monetary and material worth with high desirability offered at the highest discounted price
Dave bought his Ipad at a valuerific price of $150 online.
by thrivedan December 16, 2010
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Added Value Unit

A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.
"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"
by James Wood370 February 13, 2014
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value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.
Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.
by bjergen August 11, 2006
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Valuerific

Describes or qualifies a person(s) or group of people, whose effort and contribution are highly required for the success of a mission or goal. Indispensable team player(s)
Ed's presence and position was valuerific to the overall success of our Company's annual profits
by thrivedan December 16, 2010
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