Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

valtrex

A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.

Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.

by MichFace July 11, 2005

Valtteri Bottas

A very sexy f1 driver from Finland who Michael thinks is Spanish. I like his beard

“ Valtteri Bottas I think he’s Spanish, he should be called vincente bottas”-Michael 2021

by Ozzy230 January 21, 2021

valter rage

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits

Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.

by DerekPC March 24, 2018

valtias

true love of two people I ship together <3

“What’s valtias?” my classmate asked.
“Just a ship lol”
“With who?”
“Two people I don’t know irl.”

by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip December 29, 2021

Valthero

Val - their - oh

Screenname. Commonly mistaken for Vault Hero, a Fallout 3 reference.
Derived from a clan alliance during a tournament in the game Star Wars: Battlefront for PC.
=Vets=, ALT and ~HERO all teamed up to make the alliance Valthero.
So Valthero asked permission to use the alliance name after the war and was granted permission.

Definitely not a death knight.

Did you hear about Valthero's newest video?

by Valthero August 29, 2010

Valtard

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008