Valena

The name a of women who is always hit on by men. If you date her, be lucky to hold on to her

Your dating Valena? Don't ever let her go.

by TheBigClap June 12, 2019

Valenhater

Someone who dislikes Valentine's day and relationships in general.

I'm celebrating Valenhater's day on February 14th.

by Henner March 16, 2009

Valentard

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.

She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.

by ShowFire March 2, 2011

Valeza

Valezas an absolute gorgeous girl with a confident attitude. Valeza is very nice and smart and gets all the guys.

whos that pretty girl
thats valeza
damn she so prettyyyyyyyyy

by uRkidfortnite September 23, 2020

Valenzetti Equation

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.

The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation

by Khayman November 7, 2006

Valendate

A Valentine’s Day date.

Patrick: Will you be my Valendate?
Jacklyn: As long as it’s not something corny like going to a crowded restaurant...
Patrick: -sweating- Let’s watch a movie!
Jacklyn: That would make my Valentine’s Day!

by P Rick March 8, 2021

Valencard

A Valentine's Day card.

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.

by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017