Valenzuela

The King of anything Spanish. The one in which women give all there love to and daydream about. The one with all the handsomeness that makes men hate but women love at the same time. The rider of the night and day. The strongest, the best looking, the most charming and The Ruler Of All.

"Girl, I went to the club last nite and left with a real Valenzuela."

"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."

The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.

by TheAyVee September 9, 2018

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Eddie/Edgar Valden

The best person in the entire world whom i love with my entire heart and would do anything for <3

1: who is that?
2: Eddie/Edgar Valden, obviously. Hes the best

by Luca Balsa<3 August 7, 2021

Megan Valdez

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012

Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

Valden

Valden. Where can i start ? He’s the funniest guy that you will ever meet! He has a very contagious laugh and crack jokes anytime he can. He can almost get any girl he wants!!! he is a magnet to all the girls. He’s a dynamite. He is one of the most out going person with a slight bit of narcissism but it is okay cause it’s Valden!

Hey Erin have you talked to VALDEN?
Erin: No i haven’t why should i?
Cause he’s a dynamite!!

by MachoMannnnnnnnnn June 26, 2022