vagander

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.

I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.

by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

Vagland

a group of sexy soccer girls in a hot tub discussing birth control, awkward turtles, and tmi turkeys.

" Boneland? Where are all the guys? it's more like Vagland in here. Well, except for that large hairy man in the pool. "

"Welcome to Vagland!..where we are vagificent."

We'd like to introduce you to Vagemma, Vagate, Vagicah, Vagelsie, Vagyssa, Vagiz, Vagali, Vagatalie, Vagerinn, Vagatie.

by Kate, Emma, Kelsie, Micah May 23, 2008

Dan Vaandrager

Synonym for all that is not man.

That chick was a total Dan Vaandrager

by dbagmcdan November 19, 2009

Vaginal Valance

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.

Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance

by welmsley April 3, 2011

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

Vilandra

Goddess of the Galaxies

Vilandra is the goddess of the Universe

by GreenMist February 20, 2021

mya'valanch

A "casper" word.

(myah-vuh-lanch)

When casper (or another cat/person) knocks something off a high place.

"Dude sorry that I caused that epic mya'valanch. But,you need to clean up you room, man."

by viethra April 28, 2009