vajoey

to take a fat shit into your hands and smash it into a girls ear. then squeeze lemon juice on it.

dam i just gave that girl a fat vajoey!

by FuCkUaNdReA123 September 29, 2009

Vajoner

The equivalent of a vagina having a boner.

"Baby I have a raging vajoner right now"

by VaginalButtsex February 27, 2018

Vajona

If your friends name is Jon and acts like a pussy, He's a Vajona.

"Hey Jon want to go for a run?"

"Sorry I cant, Im doing Sauna Yoga after I harvest my garden."

"My God youre such a Vajona."

by Jimmy the toolbox August 17, 2012

vajones

A female's male friend who is a well balanced combination of female personality characteristics and male personality characteristics - just enough girl but still completely a guy. The guy may or may not be a metrosexual as vajones are related to personality not appearance.

It is a positive when a close female friend says you have vajones - she thinks you have just the right amount of vagina so you are not boorish but are still in possession of very male cojones.

Siobhan would take Connor and his vajones shopping any day of the week - he had great taste but with a guy's perspective.

by voxlexicon August 21, 2011

Vajonjo

The vagina of a Jonjo, pertaining to the act of 'getting some vajonjo'.

Oh man i got some Vajonjo last night.

That was some pretty sweet Vajonjo

by Sralmieste August 24, 2011

vajonas

Of or relating to the vagina. When used to describe someone, it means a pussy or even a bitch or a Jonas brother.

Stop being such a vajonas.

by skabird May 5, 2011

vajoyjoy

another word for vagina. like vajayjay. but happier

"Yo I bet that bitch has a splendid vajoyjoy"

by poosueybwoi May 7, 2009