vajed out

to have a sore vagina due to over-babymaking in an effort to produce an entire baseball team from one uterus

Bertnee inssits she is all vajed out because her husband has insisted that we need to complete the starting lineup.

by BigBertha1234567 July 13, 2009

valedictory address

a speech written by a valedictorian for graduation and which 95% of it are edited by the speech writer, adviser or language teacher.

parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."

by jayvee5684 March 28, 2013

valedicktorian

Someone who graduated purely by pleasing a lot of teachers for better grades.

Rumor has it that she graduated from highschool as a valedicktorian.

by Yingwu June 17, 2020

vagedingus

When a woman grows a penis inside their clitorus and the tip blows up,

Dalila has a fucking vagedingus

by adra1n April 7, 2021

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

valedictension

When two people are very intensely fighting to be valedictorian in a high school class.

"Kate got a B so now her GPA's down to 4.25"
"Really? Man Hillary will be happy. She hates Kate"
"I know, there's some mad valedictension between them

by Farajallah November 14, 2007

Valedictively

Expressed or performed in the manner of a valediction.

Salutation,

This is the body of a letter.

Valedictively,
Signature

by Wordsmythologic December 21, 2020