[valve]niggerkiller

A sniper bot in tf2 that has taken over casual, you can barely join a server without encountering him these days.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.

Person: *tries to votekick valveniggerkiller*
Gibus pyro: *votes no*

by RenderError April 10, 2020

Valve Time

A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.

Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.

by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018

Valverde

Valverde: savior or something that gives benefit
Ex: this first aid kit is my Valverde
Commonly used as: I got my valverde
Valverde: green valley
A nice area, a safe spot
Ex: Boston became the American's Valverde
Valverde: soccer player at Real Madrid

"I finally got my Valverde"

by TomatoSan January 25, 2021

Vive le Quebec Libre

A powerful phrase from then-French President Charles de Gaulle to the people of Quebec, Canada from the balcony of the Montreal Town Hall in 1967.

Translating to "Long Live Free Quebec", it is considered by many to be Charles de Gaulle's semi-formal endorsement of the concept of Quebec sovereignty.

In the aftermath, Charles de Gaulle was forced to cut his visit short partially due to the outrage of the Canadian government at this statement. Since then, it has been a rallying call for supporters of Quebec sovereignty, as well as the Parti Quebecois, a pro-sovereignty political party based in Quebec.

It is widely believed that because of animosity stemming from this incident, then-Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau refused to attend a memorial service to Charles de Gaulle following his death some years later.

Charles de Gaulle: "Vive Montreal! Vive le Quebec! Vive le Quebec Libre! Vive le Canada Français! Et Vive la France!"

Crowd: *goes apeshit*

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Parti Quebecois Member#1: "Je te vois a la prochaine assemblee. Vive le Quebec Libre!"

Parti Quebecois Member #2: "Je te vois la aussi, et Vive le Quebec Libre!"

by Jean-Baptiste de Apollinaire May 2, 2013

Valve

The video game developer behind the following IPs: Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Portal, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, in addition to several entertaining Source games. One of the few companies that hasn't lost its soul over the years and hasn't (significantly) declined in quality. That isn't to say they haven't done a few rather unpopular things, but at the same time we can't help but love them.

So earlier today; a friend of mine was bitching about Steam being required for this game he bought, how TF2 has been a failure since it went F2P, and how frustrated he was that CS:GO and DOTA 2 were being developed while there was still no word on Episode 3/Half-Life 3. Then he started playing his new copy of Portal 2, and said "I love you Valve. Will you marry me, Gabe Newell?"

by Uh, no. March 6, 2012

vavering

calling a friendly person overacting / over reacting / flexing, with no offense intended

1) that donk is vavering a lot these days
2) why is the teacher vavering even for such small mistake

by tvml December 12, 2020

Valvert

Ship name for characters Javert and Jean Valjean from the novel/musical 'Les Miserables.' It is most likely the most angsty, romantic, and heart-breaking homosexual ship in the world of fandoms.
Also known as: J/VJ, J/JVJ, Valjert, Jean Valjert, BreadStars.

"So, what's your OTP for Les Miserables?"
"I ship E/R."
"Oh, cool, I ship Valvert."

~
"Hey, what's the ship name for Jean Valjean and Javert?"
"Valvert."

by BreadStars March 17, 2013