Vaginadoris

A big ass vagina that looks like a dinosaur could fit in there

"Wow zoie has a vaginadoris, you can see it from a mile away"

by Yumilikecum August 20, 2018

Vaginado

Its a tore up vagina...a vagina the likes of no man would enter.

Hope Solo has a vaginado....did you see that thing?

by Jaysterdamus July 23, 2015

Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.

Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

by Whyitsmama July 15, 2015

vagando

"VA-JOHN-DOW" Noun. The act of being an enormously huge douche bag at all the wrong times. May be casued by the infectious disease of Vagando-itis. Effects The testicles causing them to crawl back into the pelvic area, male pattern baldness, and constant poser identity changes. I.E.- from prep to redneck and vise versa. May cause uncontrollable urges to desparately sleep with under age females w/o asking for identification.

That was a acto de vagando.
" says who" ? Vagondo Right?

by vago king April 23, 2008

vagnads

The ovaries. Especially when viewed as the equivalent of testicles.

She made me angry so I kicked her right in the vagnads.

by Bíl_2 November 19, 2009

vagadong

The solitary penis of a nomadic traveler.

The stray man's vagadong was very lonely, for it hadn't experienced sexual intercourse for several years.

by Diabolus Luciferus November 8, 2014

vagadouceyitis

What you claim to get from a dirty dick yet no other girl has gotten it. It's just your vagina reject itself. Try cleaning the truffle butter off once and a while

Spreading your legs without cleaning the truffle butter between tricks causes vagadouceyitis.

by G2bblunt June 1, 2018