vagisilence

An extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends' phone calls and text messages because a vagina is within 3 feet of his penis.

Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.

In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.

The Thread

Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."

Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."

Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."

... 3 weeks later...

Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"

by Vagisilence creator April 20, 2016

vagisicle

another word for a douche-bag

dude, todd throws his clean-up rags all over the floor. he's such a vagisicle.

by slowscan December 30, 2007

vagsicles

when its so cold you have icicles form in your vagina

brrrrr.......so cold i got out vagsicles!

Global warming is a sham, and I have the vagsicles to prove it!

by tommmay April 13, 2010

vagesticles

n. the combination of testicles and a vagina, possessed usually by a hemaphrodite, the international symbol for which is a V formed by the index and middle finger of the left hand, devided by the index finger of the right hand.

that shemale has huge vagesticles

by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

Vagsticles

Vagisticles, very self explanitory to be honest.
Female Testicles = Vagsticles.
For males, who have been told they've got vagistlces, are very embarrased, it is not normal.

Jesse : Matt Has Vagsticles!!!!!
Matt : I do not, have vagsticles!!
Class : hahaha. :)
But he really does.
(Admitting it is embarrasing)

by Billie-loo June 21, 2008

Vaginicles

The point at the end of your pregnancy when the insides of your vagina make their home on the outside instead. This effect is worsened, and more noticeable, for each subsequent pregnancy and is directly related to the size of the child pushing down on you from the inside.

Dude, I just went to the bathroom and noticed that my lady bits are so swollen it looked like it had grown giant vagina testicles. I need to deliver soon before these vaginicles start dragging on the floor.

by Vaginicle4 April 26, 2013

Vagsicle

A frozen severed penis or dildo that is then inserted into the vagina like a popsicle.

"Hey honey, would you be a dear and grab my Vagsicle from the freezer? I'm feeling a little frisky."

by Shiftydouche77 April 21, 2014