vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy

dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat

by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

Vaginitis

The disease of being a pussy

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?

by Average Joe's October 13, 2010

vagartist

A concept blend of vagina artist. One whose canvas is the vagina. Proper usage may include the medium of art. (e.g. tattoo vagartist: a tattooist who specializes in vagina tattoos may be considered a vagartist if they are very good at tattooing vaginas.) It is not limited to tattooists of course, one could be a sketch vagartist if you focused on sketching vaginas as your medium, and were very, very good at it.

Brittney: I'm going to see my vagartist latter to get vagazzled before my date!
Megan: That's just so awesome! I'm so sure Shane will just love it!

by Yagotta B. Kiddin November 28, 2013

Vaginitis

When a person breaks out in Sores that look like vaginas, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant pussy.

Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.

Dude, if he doesn't want to go one that Roller coaster he must have Vaginitis

by Southparkiscool August 26, 2009

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

by Currahee00 May 27, 2009

severe vaginitis

A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.

Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?

No what about him?

Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?

Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.

by who dat kid? September 4, 2010