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vaccum cleaner 

A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.
God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!
vaccum cleaner by NICK ELLE September 16, 2008

vaccum marsbar 

to express the nothingness left on the area of the marsbar once a bite has been taken. also a piece of marsbar which has been broken into 2 seperate pieces to be shared with one piece significantly smaller than the other, thus being a vaccum marsbar
happycamper - "want a piece of this marsbar?"
CBlast - "woah check out the vaccum in the side of this marsbar"
vaccum marsbar
vaccum marsbar by CBlast September 26, 2006

vaccum cleaner 

She's the kinda girl that makes your toes go pop.
"that girl Sheila is a bonifide vaccum cleaner.
vaccum cleaner by dARTANYON July 18, 2006

vaccum fuck

a competition where fags insert their penises into a vacuum while it is running and see who can piss the most blood.

the loser has to shove 6 used condoms filled with toy cars into is bung hole and then go get an x-ray
after losing that vaccum fuck im not sure what hurts more, my dick or my anus.
vaccum fuck by farquad September 4, 2006

Vaccum Cleansed 

After a girl gives you a blow Job and sucks you up dry.
Your sister left me vaccum cleansed.
Vaccum Cleansed by SERGIN April 6, 2015

chat vaccum

expression used to describe an individual or place that removes all decent conversation from a social gathering.
"Don't invite Callum to the party, he's such a chat vaccum."

"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"
chat vaccum by Duncan Innes February 12, 2008