flying uterus

The logo of the texas university whorns. Also a way of displaying ones gayness.

I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Broken Uterus

A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.

We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!

by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 2, 2012

Calm your uterus

What you say to a girl when she's getting her panties in a twist.

MARTHA, CALM YOUR UTERUS, DAMMIT!

by Jackson the Man August 26, 2010

Uterus Turd

A baby, especially one which is unwanted.

I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd.

by tulsacub July 4, 2011

brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt

whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

Self-destructing uterus

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009

uterus buster

Taking a running start and shoving a ripe zucchini up a females vagina until it is 12 and half inches up the canal

This hobgoblin was getting on my nerves so I pulled a Uterus Buster on her

by Nigger nigga November 25, 2013