A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.
Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Utardation is rampant here.
by RCL84770 December 12, 2008
Get the utardation mug.by jackie July 1, 2003
Get the Utard mug.A very smart and hot boy. He has the most attractive face with the most kissable lips. He's amazing at heart but can be an asshole sometimes. All the OG girls will automatically like him. He is a remarkable kisser. He also doesn't like acknowledging his problems and would rather hole for them to disappear.
Girl1: I swear that guy was attractive AND super smart.
Girl2: Sounds like an Utkrisht, don't let him go.
Girl2: Sounds like an Utkrisht, don't let him go.
by Underthecovers February 9, 2019
Get the Utkrisht mug.Uterine was the goddess of vaginal cannals, wombs and fertility. Her mortal enemy is sodomitrias who is the goddess of anal penetration, prison sex and parties on Navy war boats.
These days uterine may be used in viber chats when describing the length and depth of a women's uterus.
These days uterine may be used in viber chats when describing the length and depth of a women's uterus.
We are having problems falling pregnant not because of my small dick but because my wife has a deep uterine.
by Volgzilla July 7, 2015
Get the uterine mug."Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."
"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."
"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."
by RevDrDK October 15, 2009
Get the Utard mug.A light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women's uterus.
Sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed Martha Stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.
by mad max12345 October 22, 2010
Get the uterine souffle mug.Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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