bare essentials

private and significant sexual somewhat parts of the body

An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials

by anonymous April 2, 2010

Essentials

A necessary ingredient to organize a party or gathering. Can be used as a synonym to a large number of things, including, but not limited to beer, coke, joints, whores, dwarves, fireworks, anal beads, bouncy castles or potato cannons.

Yo fam, have you ordered the essentials?
Nah, the stock on milfies is low at the moment

by cracktivator3 February 19, 2021

essentials

a group of cactus dildos

i am going to get the essentials for our camping trip

by the mr pugo October 22, 2023

Essentials

A clothing brand for typical gay niggas

“He wears essentials oh yeah he’s gay”

by Varis February 21, 2025

Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.

Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.

by PunPundyt November 24, 2021

Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.

Housemate 1: 'The maid didn't cook because we're out of everything! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping!'

Housemate 2: No worries. Let's just Milkbasket it! It'll be here by 7 AM!

by PunPundyt November 25, 2021

bare essentials

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.

Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023