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Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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using autism as an insult

The most fucking idiotic thing to do.
Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.
by Your Gays July 9, 2020
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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
by UltraBoss December 2, 2016
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Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp
Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message
by josjos21 December 26, 2021
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using

To do any form of narcotic, as in marijuana, crack, PCP, LSD, etc. The heat use this term when questioning a suspected drug user.
Cop: Hey kid are you using?
Kid: No officer, never.
by jared r July 14, 2004
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im using my rose toy

hi
im using my rose toy
by hugewetvaajayna October 20, 2023
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