USPTO

United States Patent and Trademark Office. Group of incompetent government lawyers getting paid lots of money (taxpayer's money) who in reality do not much work. Recently the USPTO did not re-new the Washington Redskins (NFL) trademark because it was deemed disparaging or offensive by these sensitive attorneys. These attorneys may also need ‘safe zones’ because of 'micro-aggressions'.

The USPTO is also a bunch of hypocrites because they allowed the following trademarks to be published and registered in the past:
•DANGEROUS NEGRO shirts
•SLUTSSEEKER dating services
•DAGO SWAGG clothing
•DUMB BLONDE beer
•TWATTY GIRL cartoons
•BAKED BY A NEGRO bakery goods
•BIG TITTY BLEND coffee
•RETARDIPEDIA website
•MIDGET-MAN condoms and inflatable sex dolls
•JIZZ underwear
•THUG PORN
•GHETTO BOOTY
•BOUND GANGBANGS
•SHANK THE B!T@H board game
•CRACKA AZZ SKATEBOARDS
•ANAL FANTASY COLLECTION
•KLITORIS sex toys
•HOT OCTOPUSS anti-premature ejaculation creams
•MILF WEED bags
•GRINGO STYLE SALSA
•GRINGO BBQ
•CONTEMPORARY NEGRO apparel
•WHITE TRASH REBEL apparel
•WHITE GIRL WITH A BOOTY apparel
•PARTY WITH SLUTS apparel
•CRIPPLED OLD BIKER BASTARDS
•DICK BALLS apparel
•REDNECK ARMY apparel
•OH! MY NAPPY HAIR shampoos
•REFORMED WHORES musical bands
•LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF entertainment
•NAPPY ROOTS records
•DUMB BLONDE hair products

To summarize the USPTO: lazy, government employee hypocrite lawyers

USPTO has approved 'BAKED BY A NEGRO' trademark but denied the Redskins football team's trademark - how interesting...

by BlueCollarLLC October 24, 2016

Unitoxic

Best Human alive with good social media profiles.

Lost_Shadow: Whos the best person alive?
Uni: UniToxic ofc you fat fuck.

by Uni R.Toxic June 6, 2018

ustoopid

n. someone who is soooo retarded, you sound retarded just to make them feel bad!

person 1: ustoopid you forgot yer urban dictionary email and password !?

person 2: yee~ i did.

(I actually did. LOL, this is omfgitsmorganf) (:

by morgasums xD January 23, 2009

usion

The proper spelling of unison. When something is said or done at the same time by 2 or more people.

Veronica Analise exclaimed in usion "omg i love yu!"

by Analise=) November 26, 2010

ustopia

Ustopia is a term coined by author Margaret Atwood. It is formed by combining the words utopia and dystopia. Atwood argues that "each contains a latent version of the other."

I suppose that's what happens to ustopian societies when they die: they don't go to Heaven, they become thesis topics.

by wix99 January 22, 2014

Usison

The coolest last name ever

The usison is so cool, go sub to him!

by Deeez Knots December 6, 2021

UDitors

noun; Urban Dictionary editors. It can be pronounced like the word "editors," or with a short "u" sound, like "mud." UDitors are the arbiters of what goes in or stays out of this website. We come from all walks of life and from around the world. Our common bond is a commitment to documenting the changing vocabulary of today's world

The UDitors are trying to publish only worthy bits of slang, while also trying to remove slanderous and hurtful defs that snuck through in the past. Soon no one will have to read what kind of a bad person he or she is.

by earpuller January 19, 2006