uruk-hai

Crossbreeding result of the Elves, and Orcs.

"These are my fighting Uruk-Hai!"

by Brian Shizzle Pizzle Wizzle June 20, 2003

Dirty Uruk-hai

When one shoves their entire fist into their lovers anal cavity just before pulling it out to slap a hand shaped marking of shit on the face of another, indicating that they are now ready to storm Helms deep

"Josh gave a goulish yelp after Michael delt him a Dirty Uruk-hai"

by Sidewinder318 August 26, 2009

Totes Uruk-Hai

When a situation exceeds totes orcs (awks) in both gravity and brutality

Guy 1 "Dude, we were going at it like fucking llamas when her mum walked in"

Guy 2 "Oh, totes Uruk-hai!"

by NothingIncarnate September 21, 2013

Uruked

Uruked is a past tense verb which means to
shed ones skin after excessive masterbation
it is not recommended that you Uruk too often.

O man I uruked so much yesterday that it fell off.
I cant believe that he uruked yesterday.

by The URUKER February 11, 2009

Urukse

to bump the children's phone right in the asshole

shut up i urukse

by lortenfefe September 19, 2019