Urkel Jerk

Jacking off while looking in a mirror when you're dressed as Steve Urkel.

As I was getting for Halloween dressed as Steve Urkel, I busted a quick Urkel Jerk.

Urkel Jerk by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

Urkel Punch 

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.

(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.

Urkel Punch by f'd August 4, 2010

Urkel Circle 

A circle jerk where everyone is dressed as Steve Urkel.

Eric from Plaza Tire throws the best Urkel Circles

Urkel Circle by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

Urkel my wife 

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

Urkel my wife by URkEL September 30, 2012

Urkel Up 

The act of pulling up your pants - especially when it is raining or snowing. Done to avoid the bottom of your pant legs getting wet.

In reference to the character Steve Urkel, as seen on the sitcom Family Matters.

"Ugh... It just started raining, and I have to run to the store for groceries."

"Well, you'd better Urkel Up."

Urkel Up by Grachy October 3, 2012

urkel glasses 

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

urkel glasses by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014

Urkel Jerkle 

A fetish party discernible by a large number of men dressed like Steve Urkle who gather to Masturbate to reruns of family matters.

“We want to have an Urkel Jerkle, have you seen My Family Matters Box Set?”

Urkel Jerkle by DasNastee91 September 14, 2018