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pun-upmanship

A situation in which two or more people trade an ever-escalating quantity of puns on a given topic, ending only when all except one have quit due to tiredness/boredom/psychosis/etc.
(Upon seeing that it's snowing outside)

Person A: "Snow it begins!"

Person B: "Snow comment."

Person A: "Why do you have to be snow cynical? If you don't like it, you could at least flake it."

Person B: "Whoa! Don't get flurrious with me just because you can't sleet things from my point of view."

Person A: "I have to admit: I wasn't expecting such a chilly reception. Anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but I bet you'll warm up to things eventually."

Person B: "... You win."

Person A: "Ha! In pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!"
by 2lol2quit November 24, 2010
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upmaniga

An element similar to vibranium that is also found in Wakanda. Ask your chemistry teacher what upmaniga is, and you will be guaranteed an A in the class.
Student: Hey Mr. White, what’s upmaniga ?
Teacher: Wow! I’m impressed you’ve heard of upmaniga, I’m giving you 20% extra credit!
by Gordon Melroy November 17, 2020
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come-uppance

More accurately described as a colloquial phrase, it means
"your deserved reward or just due" for an action taken or statement you have made. It always conveys that to be of a negative nature. It should be hyphenated as neither word, of it's own definition, conveys close to the meaning of the combination of the two; therefore the linkage of the hyphen is needed.
"Joe has always bragged that he was the team's best batter, but in the playoff game he went 0 for 4 and humiliated himself."
(Joe; therefore, got his just due or his come-uppance for his continual bragging and then, his abysmal failure.
by Bob 'doctorhugo' Weiss September 6, 2008
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Upland, CA

Where white kids bump their ghetto music at 10 a.m.
Yeah, that dumb ass got up at 10 in the morning to bump his music in Upland, CA around the school.
by Elenni July 9, 2009
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upanshu

Upanshu is a weirdly crazy guy, but is brutally honest, kind, empathetic and passionate being. He loves to travel, best person to share secrets with but will never share his deepest feelings to anyone. He has an infectious laugh, he is deep, trustworthy, courteous, ambivert, enchanting, and someone you cannot afford to lose.
Upanshu is a scorpion, who can be really toxic!
by Your only capricorn August 14, 2019
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Upanda

When a panda goes to school and says u instead off you. They play roblox all day too
by Paselsk March 3, 2021
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Upland, CA

a historical city in so california where it can be kind of boring but has a great skatepark ,and a cool nightclub but police can be a bitch sometimes..
the hangouts here is the bowling alley, high school, downtown upland, memorial park, mustang, starbucks, in n out, montclair plaza, la fitness, oasis, and the new north upland shopping center
i lived in upland, ca since i was like 5 a nd still living here...weLL.. next door-RANCHO CUCAMONGA
by jackson j May 30, 2006
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