Uppercunt

A swift, unexpected, yet well-deserved punch to the vagina, whether literal or metaphorical. Usually, but not always to a stranger.

When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.

No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?

by Foulio July 08, 2010

Uppercunt

Fisting at a higher than recommended velocity. 3 second charge time required.

"I ended it with Jason because he uppercunted me on Saturday."

by The Gun Penguin January 24, 2015

Uppercunted

To punch a girl really hard in the pussy.

"Dude that bitch kicked me in the balls so I punched her right in the pussy."

"Yeah that bitch got uppercunted!"

by SomewhereOverTheRainbro October 18, 2014

UpperCunt

An upper cut to the vagina

Shut your face or i'm gonna hit you with an uppercunt.

by Squeener69 May 02, 2010

Uppercunt

Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box

She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt

by meggymc November 12, 2016

UpperCunting

An alternate to Fisting, UpperCunting is the act of forming a fist with your hand and using it to pleasure a sexual partner, by sticking it in ones orifice.

David and Sally want to try something new to spice up their sexlife. Sally suggests UpperCunting and David thinks shes a sexual deviant. Sally was denied UpperCunting.

by FrankoPancakes August 31, 2015

Uppercunt

The process by which a man uppercuts a woman's vagina.

How was your date with crystal?" "Good i gave her a huge Uppercunt

by TheUpperCunter December 05, 2010