Truth Upholding

Writing down the exact words each individual says (or only the keywords) and/or electronically recording the words to deter speakers in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation from making false statements, saying they said something other than what they said or saying they did not say something they said.

Because human beings tend to make false statements it is extremely helpful to practice Truth Upholding.

by but for May 8, 2018

upholstered

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

upholstery

Slang/meme for Armpit hair

Started by xkcd

I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery

by annhltr April 4, 2009

back up hole

it happens when u r trying to put ur penis into ur gf's vagina, u miss but end up hitting the asshole which saves u from embarresment, works either way

person1: how'd it go wiv rebbeca then
person2: well i missed here vagina but luckily i found the back up hole
person1: u twat how do u get so lucky!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

uphile

A short guy who likes anime and usually doesn't like talking to people but he's actually a chilled guy who loves laughing

Uphile is so cool.

by Deathstroke XXX January 29, 2019

uphold

A gay man who, while messing around with around gay man, thrusts his penis under the other mans penis, holding it up.

Last night me and my boyfriend were sword fighting and I gave him an uphold.

by ShaniquaJackson November 29, 2007

upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009