unitard

A mentally disabled person with one leg.

The unitard hopped happily down the road.

by SeamusR February 10, 2009

unitard

Noun. A person who does something retarded due to cultural uniformity. Used especially to refer to Japanese people who do something incredibly stupid only because he/she has been culturally conditioned to think in the accepted, uniform manner.

Lisa: I found this new sushi place, and
Yuki: You can eat sushi?
John: Oh really? You know the only thing I like to eat is tuna.
Yuki: You can eat it? Raw fish?
Chris: Do they have any, what's it called, toro?
Yuki: You know sushi is raw fish, right? Can you eat it?
Lisa: You're such a unitard!!

by Hanenosuke July 28, 2008

unitard

a cross between a retard and a unicycle

unitard = pedal,pedal,wooop!

by strawberrycherry November 3, 2008

Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008

Unitard

A moron with a University degree

George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.

by Ostercy February 21, 2011

Unitard

a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.

Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.

by CherCa February 21, 2007

Unitard

When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).

Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.

by Kwame Beauvais January 29, 2009