untss

1. The phonetic spelling of the typical rap or techno beat where the "un" is the bass (made deep in the throat) and the "tss" is the cymbal (made with the tongue on the roof of the mouth.)

2. A declaration of satisfaction, achievement, or generic contentness.

3. Variation, unts, can be said "u - n - t - s" to express definition 2.

1. untss, untss, untss tss tss tss...

2. After thoroughly defeating his friend in a friendly game of Jenga, Dave proclaimed his superiority when he said, "untss, untss."

3. Stephen said, "Dang! 105% on my Spanish test, u-n-t-s, u-n-t-s."

by huxtible jones May 14, 2005

freedom units

Universal measurements of American awesomeness. It encompasses all types of units (temperature, length, area, volume, speed, weight, GDP, etc).

It is going to be a hot 101° Freedom units outside today.

by Emyrs June 21, 2015

rental units

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units

The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.

by marianne9909 December 19, 2007

ungasm

In terms of pleasure, the exact opposite of an orgasm. It is when your level of disgust reaches that which is rivaled only by the level of pleasure in an orgasm.

hooking up with your own mom gave you an ungasm

by J Bilo May 27, 2006

Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)

Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.

by KittenJuggler May 20, 2019

deploying units

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003

Moon units

Imperial units; the units US astronauts used to land on the moon.

Ugh, why does google give height results in imperial? Don't they know that the vast majority of the world doesn't use moon units?

Lol, moon units are such a meme.

by TotallyNotMyRealName June 24, 2018