Uncle Sam

the only man not prosecutable for treason or war crimes

Person 1: Why is it the US can murder people in every country as they drive their institutions to starve and violate every human right of their own citizens?

person 2: Cuz it's the American dream to be able to do anything you can put your mind and wallet to. You know...Uncle Sam.

by United States of Notmyfault February 5, 2010

The Uncle Sam

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem

i used The uncle Sam last night and i feel better

by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 12, 2020

Uncle Sam

This is when you titty fuck a female and bust a nut on her chin, so the nut drips off her chin forming a white beard.

I gave nicole an uncle sam.

by hoto March 6, 2005

Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."

Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt

by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005

Uncle Sam

Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.

Where cum lands on someones face to where they look like they have a white beard like Uncle Sam.

by MaddhatterCrow August 11, 2016

Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

by Munstadi June 10, 2018