Uncle Sam

Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.

Where cum lands on someones face to where they look like they have a white beard like Uncle Sam.

by MaddhatterCrow August 11, 2016

uncle sam

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam

by samsonite July 20, 2003

uncle sam

A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.

Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.

by MK Ultra supersoldier January 1, 2005

Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.

"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."

by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.

I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

uncle sam's misguided children

abbreviated as USMC. a synonym for US Marine Corps.

I can't believe you went and joined up with uncle sam's misguided children.

by Broan November 12, 2007

Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

by M-Chill December 21, 2012