ultrapants

Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.

Ultrapants make the world go 'round.

by Bufferkiller September 19, 2009

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

by thePenciler February 24, 2010

ultracon

A con that is hands down, a most seriously convincing one.

This trumpian ultracon is, in a way, a particularly American phenomenon.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

Ultramoron

Those that dislike someone may think they are the ultimate or ultra moron. Also applies to people named ultramarine in mmorpg's on windrunner server. Ultramarine aka the ultra moron

Wow, ultramarine is being a bit more of a faggot today then usual maybe its that carrot in his arse or maybe he's on his rags again. What an ultramoron

by fabiomontoya May 17, 2006

ultra porn

Pornography for the elderly

Mr Smith is going to need a fake id to rent ultra porn.

by RATTIS86 November 26, 2007

ultrapoop

A crap so large that it can only be defined as "ultra". This crap takes the cake of major craps. First it usually starts off as gas, then you might notice a faint odor as you accidently release what is known as a "wet fart". As you run to the bathroom you will probably have to take toilet paper and clean out the pudding that is left in your underpants. As you pull down your shorts and bend over on the toilet bowl, you release the most foul, disgusting ultrapoop of your life, losing about 20 pounds in the process. The stench has been known to decentigrate eyebrows.

(In public restroom)
Person 1: Dude, what's that smell?
Person 2: See the brown puddle in stall #4? I think someone made an ultrapoop!
Person 1: DUCK AND TAKE COVER!

by I like robots October 31, 2006

Ultrazord

From the Power Rangers series. A combination of multiple zords or megazords usually consisting of seven or more. The ultimate fighting machine.

I call on the power of Titanus and the Ultrazord!

by Dbcomm13 May 7, 2011