Ultimatum marriage

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage

This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

ultimatum

Ultimatum is a game played when a person is given a choice of multiple situations he/she would rather have happen, usually consisting of one painful option, one option involving a homosexual act, and one involving harm to a family member. When the subject answers by selecting the gay option, it is appropriate to shout at them and say " YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!".

"Ultimatum ______, would you rather smash your testicles with a jackhammer or kill_____."

" The second one."

"_______!!!, YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!"

by ultimatumguru January 21, 2010

ultimatum dater

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.

Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.

by CapAIM November 4, 2009

Ultimatum Show

The popular YouTube group that makes comedy and stunt videos

Ultimatum Show Plays Basketball, Ultimatum 6065 and We Hate Boxes

by Ultimatum Show July 6, 2010

ultimadum

a set of terms that must be met or else your in deep shit.

"If you don't meet the 5 conditions of the ULTIMADUM I've set, your in deep shit!"

by Anthony Wheeler November 1, 2007

Ultimatum

A game in which you choose which mother you most wanna 'do'

Lets play Ultimatum!
Okay
I wanna do Tiffany's mother!

by LYL May 25, 2006

The Ultimatum

In gay sex, where the guy being fucked reaches their climax, the guy behind him does a somersault above his head drinks up the cum ejected from the fucked guy's penis.

Jacob just used The Ultimatum on me. I moaned so much, I think it made the cum tastier.

by BushLadyNatalia January 13, 2020