Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.

The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.

by mistahroga November 3, 2018

Ulcak

To intercept a hug. Named after this grammatically challenged "acting" principal in Kyle, Texas, who seriously tried to make a school rule banning hugs because he has issues with seeing people give hugs.

I was going to give you a hug before chemistry but I got Ulcaked by that hating teacher. Or - Don't Ulcak me just because nobody likes you!

by tiniwrigli April 3, 2008

ulcer

A hole in the stomach caused by excessive partying with scooby whilst at 'the office.'

The fat kid can't understand why he has an ulcer after spending $5k per week partying.

by baconjive March 20, 2006

ulcer

Something that happens when skin starts to deteriorate on the body. IT HURTS, AND THEY SHOULD BURN, THEN BE BURIED, THEN GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. which i hope is not inside my mouth or stomach or whatever. they suck.

I got an ulcer. fml.

by IWAZHERE February 20, 2011

Ulcew

a short word meaning "Your the coolest person ever." It was first said during a drunken text message. Now its sweeping the nation, home by home.

Victoria: Ulcew
Adam: noooo way, your Ulcew
Victoria: Stop making fun of me
Adam: No jokes here, your Ulcew

by yblackguitary April 11, 2009

Ulcer

Pains in mid-chest caused by holes in stomach or upper digestive tract. This damage is caused by excessive scooby use or other excessive partying materials (sometimes at The Office.)

The Fat Kid just can't understand how he got an ulcer after spending twenty hours per week at the strip joint.

by baconjive March 11, 2006

ulcer

A pregnant woman.

My wife recently became an ulcer.

by VinelSeason July 30, 2021