Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

Beaten with an ugly stick

Ugly visage beyond fugly. Intensely unattractive.

Damn!! Bitch looks like she bin beaten with an ugly stick!!

by 1961sg October 26, 2016

ugly stick

if you get beaten with it you will become UGLAY!!

jerry: Ugh! Look at Zoey! Dude, when she was born she got beaten with an ugly stick!

by Ottomann October 27, 2008

Uglistic

adj. a state of feeling like you fell from the ugly tree and got beaten by the ugly stick.

I felt as uglistic as Shrek after the plastic surgery to look like maxilimut.

by malberg_maas March 25, 2009

ugly stick

a pole 10 feet and 1 inch long, prompting the saying "I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole", that is pointed so that the user of the stick can poke ugly people to make them move away so that the person holding the stick isn't seen with the ugly person.
The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots

"beat him with a shovel and poke him with an ugly stick."

"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"

"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"

by LSW Productions February 3, 2010

ugly stick

n; a term used for skinnier females, often used by fat bitches who are way uglier and twice the size.

person a) whoa she is such an ugly stick
person b) yeah i bet she weighs less than my left ass cheek.

by uglystick July 7, 2011

Ugly stick

1.)A stick that people beat each other with to make each other ugly.
2.) An Ugly stick is also a fishing pole brand.

Molly was beat with a ugly stick and she never could be preety again.

by Joemama June 22, 2004