Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

ubiquitous

a) adj- part of popular culture
b) opposite of esoteric

I want my words on urbandictionary.com to be ubiquitous, definition b), not esoteric

by Sexydimma February 15, 2015

Ubiquitous

Pronounced "ubaqueetus"

Synonym for sharkiesha, otherwise known as a soul sucking punch.

"Did you see that fight yesterday?"
"Yea, she ubiquitous'd her good."

by hydroxycut January 15, 2014

ubiquitous

existing or being everywhere, esp. at the same time

The ubiquitous little ants are annoying

by Jesus is great September 28, 2008

Ubiquitous

First Person Gaming style developed by Ubi, where the player is always moving and controling the entire map or playground. Combined with "aim" this is a powerful technique

Spectator: Wow! That playing is ubiquitous!
Player: Yes, he's everywhere, I'm getting whooped!

by Ubiquitous. April 29, 2009

ubiquitous microcephaly

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".

-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!

by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013

Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016