Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Tysoning

like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.

bro look at that guy hes tysoning.

by Z.Schram October 22, 2011

tysonize

make small, and grow hair.

Bozo the clown was tysonized.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Tysonilic Mowering

the act of acting in a douchbaggedly manner at the expense of a base of friends.

A certain friend moved to a northern town away from his friends displaying quintessential tysonilic mowering.

by acemclaud September 8, 2009

Typonics

is the demonstration of the Ebonics language combined with typos and BS.

Idk wat packing heat means my mom n i dont like gangs. We dont talk to the part of my fam thats0in da gang. Cuz they thretend to stab me. They don't approve of my typonics.

by BrendaBashesD August 18, 2010