by tysoncansuckmyballsublackcunt March 06, 2014
by docuhbag420 January 11, 2018
Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011
The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.
A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.
A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.
A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"
Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
by Bearcat2 March 20, 2018
Tyson chicken nuggets
by majesticnerd May 10, 2017
by xPoorLittleSceneGirlx January 24, 2009
The hottest most athletic boy. But he can also be the worst when it comes to people he’s not interested in. He would leave them on read or delivered for hours, days, months, or even forever. he can also be pretty clueless when it comes to certain things, like when a girl likes him or someone is trying to give him a hint.. Sports are really important to him but so is his significant other.
Tyson; That’s strange, she’s always texting me even when i don’t respond
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
by notmyproblem(: April 10, 2020