A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.
Typical usage by a teenager:
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
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www.myspace.com
Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.
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www.myspace.com
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www.myspace.com
Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
Get the typewritermug. any type of turtle who does favors for other turtles regardless of the other turtles gender or race/
Two turtles are taking a shower. One turtle drops the soap and asks the other turtle to pick up the soap. The other turtle retorts, "What do I look like, a TYPEWRITER!?!
by Ras906 November 1, 2010
Get the Typewritermug. The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.
-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'
-'Why?'
-'My pillow was really warm.'
-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'
*BING*
-'Why?'
-'My pillow was really warm.'
-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'
*BING*
by CrossProduct October 1, 2010
Get the Typewriteringmug. Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.
by The Magnificent Bloke August 13, 2008
Get the typewriter mug. A sex move in which the man (or lesbian lover) slaps his/her partner's breast and then tickles the nipple, akin to the motion made when reaching the end of the line on a typewriter. Also known as 'the slap and tickle'
'Yo bro did you crack out the typewriter'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'
by LaurelAndHardy April 13, 2014
Get the The Typewritermug. A sexual position synonymous with the girl on top cowboy position. She has her hands down on the chest or stomach similar to how one would use a typewriter.
by Roger Levelle July 26, 2005
Get the typewritermug. 