Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

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Person 1: This party's gonna be so lit, im gonna TYBOTTNL!
Person 2: *calls cops* *screams and runs away*

by 🌚Sylvester Moon🌚 February 21, 2017

typotis

The act of performing repeated spelling error (especially on easy words) while chatting in a chatroom. Extremely contagious.

I had awesome brger for luch today... *burger...geez, my typotis is getting worse by the day.

by sweetchoc February 23, 2008

tyot

Take Your Own Time.

You need not hurry, tyot

by Poliobro June 20, 2016

tymoteusz

a dickhead that fucks his pet dog, plays roblox, watches tiktok and is stuck in 2016

michal: tymoteusz wanna play roblox?

timmy:shaggy

oliver:get a life u worthless peice of shit

by tango the real tango February 4, 2022

tyrotoxism

To be poisoned with cheese

A sudden death by mozzarella is a rare but possible case of tyrotoxism

by bAmbi3589 October 30, 2007

Tyrotoxic

To be poisoned by cheese, be it lethal or non lethal.

Joan gasped as she realized what had happened, the body of fat Carl reeked of cheese - he was tyrotoxic!

by TotalyMoo January 8, 2010