i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

by xray489 March 21, 2021

It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

did you pray today

a meme created by @justjoofficial where he makes percussion with his balls

"Did you pray today?"

"John you've been saying this all week stfu"

"Did you pray today? I could dick you down on some gangster shit"

by whydid2020exist September 25, 2023

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

by john0512 March 29, 2021

twoddy

like twit and fool.

don't lick that battery, you complete twoddy

by joeybeez February 16, 2008

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

today's day

The day that today is.

Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro

by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021