to make the beast with two backs

Kind of joke. When twoo people are having sex, it looks like a beast with two backs

Just to make the beast with two backs.

by ammar90 September 10, 2010

two back

When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.

Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”

Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.

by Falconskove May 7, 2021

Beast with two Backaches

Old people sex!

When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "ahh" than "crack" and "help".
Credit Chris Onstad

by OP8 Massive February 18, 2009

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

one step forward and two steps back

It is a popular lyric to a song, but sometime used i phrases or as comparisons to things. it's basically taking one step back. and it means, making progress towards something but making less progress rather than more, if that makes sense.
"one step forward < two steps back"

I was trying to finish my math homework, and i did the beginning, but going to that party before finishing was one step forward and two steps back.

by GeeJayy February 22, 2010

two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

Tail back and two fins

When a guy stands and puts his dick and balls into a mangina then bends over exposing his junk from behind.

Girl lets fuck but firstly let me show you the tail back and two fins.

by NJCDGN August 15, 2014