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Twittervention

a meeting or discussion with the sole purpose of informing someone that their Twitter behavior is offensive in some matter.
Dude: Your RTing has gotten out of control!

Dude 2: I think it's fine!

Dude 3: TWITTERVENTION
by TheDerridaDrop January 26, 2010
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Twitterwoke

Just some hella stupid kids & ayeee go say their political news and information is solely sourced from twitter and they think theyre woke
That kid Austin is hella twitterwoke, what a fuck!
by Jfvjh bjj November 14, 2016
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twitterversary

The anniversary of you joining twitter!
*Happy 5th Twitterversary*
You joined twitter 5 years ago
by Niknakoh7 April 19, 2014
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TWITTERVENTION

A Twittervention the act of confronting someone who goes overboard with their status updates on social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace, when it would be more appropriate to use a social messaging site such as twitter, or a blog. In some cases, it may be necessary to consult a trained twitterventionalist, and be prepared to give the ultimatum to revoke their friend status if their addiction is not addressed.
Jim: Angela updates her Facebok status so much I can’t stand it. I told her about Twitter but she just would not listen so I blocked her updates.
Ben: Blocking isn’t going to help. We have to stage a Twittervention.
by krav8 March 26, 2009
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Twitterversity

(1) Accelerated learning through contact with professionals via Twitter; (2) replacement of traditional brick and mortar academia with Twitter (3) close observation, active listening, and the occasional risk of sycophantic tweeting to 'working celebrities'; (4) use of Twitter to hone skills, polish aesthetics, and refine workflows by following experts in the real world (5) the hope that Twitter may disseminate concise enlightened perspectives more rapidly than formal education.
(1) Through Twitterversity I have learned more by following a handful of notable persons in my field -- for free -- than through years of formal training; (2) Twitterversity allowed me to change careers mid-life by contacting working professionals able to answer questions more effectively than any single teacher I could otherwise access; (3) Self-directed study at a Twitterversity I compiled of persons whose work I admire allowed me to jump ahead of my peers languishing at parochial academia.

Examples of Twitterversity tweets:

DP/30: It's the closest thing to the awesome guest Q&As that come through Pixar (have some #story juice on me!) #film

#ListenWhileUDraw: find Arkangel Shakespare Audio thru interlibrary loan; most important #storytelling suggestion I can make #amwriting #NaNoWriMo #writetip

WWF - Wild Amur tiger captured by camera trap for the first time in critical Chinese forest #Environ

Storyboarders! Just kicked off a new #NextFive exercise. #framegame v2 is the new funnest game ever!

Hoping cintiq is just having a nap and is not actually for real dead. Issue solved! Check the plugs. USB came free.
by The Friendliest Helper Ever February 20, 2012
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Twitterwoke

When ur fuckin woke af on twittre an shii
Ayy im teittewroke (twitterwoke) boiiiii
by reelphuqboii February 14, 2017
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twitterosexual

I am twitterosexual
by Vineeth_pulari September 11, 2010
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