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twatwaffle

Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.
Matt Horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle!
by sorrymatt April 25, 2014
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Twatwaffle

Not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so. Whereas a douchebag most likely belonged to a fraternity, the twatwaffle was the target of a frat house. As an older adult, they come off as sniveling wimps and are often at the center of drama.
Bruce is the epitome of a twatwaffle, his nelly attitude combined with his insatiable appetite for drama move him slightly to the left on the kinsian scale, but he’s definitely not gay.
by JMGLosAngeles February 7, 2018
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Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle

He's a Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle who should've never been the leader of the free world.
by Hoe Lee Fuck July 1, 2017
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Twatwaffle

A stupid bitch that trolls everyone cause he has no friends. Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
Nurt from Final Fantasy is a stupid fucking twatwaffle, he ruins the game they should replace him with another character.
by mr azzhole January 5, 2019
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MAGA-Twatwaffle

Hypocritical Trump extremist who gives Christians a bad name.
Shanda is a MAGA-Twatwaffle.
by KarmaComes January 26, 2017
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Libtard Twatwaffle

An extremely stupid and naive Liberal who thinks that, while the entire world has failed under Socialism, they’re going to do it right. They are typically childish and love to hear fairy tales of the ogre “Orange Man Bad” and somehow think they’re going to live “Happily Ever After” if they can only have a full Democrat Congress. They are completely ignorant of the failures of Socialism and only want it because they’ll receive a check to sit on their butt all day playing video games in their mommy’s basement.
AOC is an actress paid to act like a Libtard Twatwaffle and push failed political ideologies to other Libtard Twatwaffles.
by TimeFoolery January 9, 2021
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Twatwaffle

A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
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