bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait

Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.

by Noel Middleton March 28, 2003

tightie whities

Those tight white undies yur boyfriend hops into bed in thinking he looks "sexy". a queer mans underwear. the underwear yu pray yur man is going to wash freakwently because yu think yur gunna barf everytime yu see those "wet-fart" stains that he never notices.

"damn baby dont yu love how i look in these tigtie whities",
"oh honey i loved yur tigtie whities i went out and bought matching ones",
"when was the last time yu washed yur tightie whities?" "yesterday, why?" "oh nothing just please use bleech this time"

by stephaniie<3 July 7, 2006

twighterfergitis

Rash caused by suffering blunt force trauma to the cranium.

Bill - "oh man i have a really bad rash and a boo boo on my head"
Ben - "probs have twighterfergitis from that fucker dropping his phone on you"
bill - "oh shit"

by //mps June 16, 2017

Whitey Tighties

Another word for Pilgrims.

Look at those Whitey Tighties.

by The Rat Lordius July 22, 2023