twerp

runt sized pest, generally annoying little person

Can you believe that twerp is complaining again!

by Kewguy September 1, 2016

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

twerpectomy

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.

{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!

by Telephony February 19, 2015

Twelvie

Twelvies are (usually) 11-13 year old kids who, essentially, think they're more important/grown up than they really are, when actually these attempts at being more 'cool' and 'mature' just make them look less mature to those who actually are. They're quite naive and act like they know everything, when in fact, they don't. They often overuse stupid words such as 'swag'.

Twelvie: Look at me, I've got a boyfriend, I'm practically an adult now. Swag.

by ShelleyKnowsAll February 23, 2014

space tweep

A person or entity on Twitter that tweets about space. Includes astronauts, NASA and other space program employees, astronomers, journalists, astrophysicists, scientists, educators, and space geeks. See www.spacetweepsociety.org

Being the first person to tweet from space makes @Astro_Mike the ultimate space tweep.

by flyingjenny November 7, 2009

Twelvesome

You're just seeing how far it'll go, aren't you?

A twelvesome has just never been done. It just hasn't.

by MrSaturn33 January 28, 2011