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give me the tweezers

A phrase usually commented on a video from Tiktok in which there are 2 videos, one of an actual video and the other, in this case, usually some kind of ear wax removal thing using tweezers. In this video, often times they just won’t do their god damn job and it makes people angrily comment “GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS
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Tweezering

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.
Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?
by 2inthePink December 4, 2014
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tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
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Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.
by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2014
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Tweetersation

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.
Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!
by Psib93 November 3, 2009
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Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.
1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!
by Heliolater July 6, 2010
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