textgasm

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)

My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.

by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008

Treegasm

made popular by the show "Ugly Americans", it is when two tree-beings finally come in contact with each other's flowers. this is a connecting mating ritual and is also a largely popular public event.

John: hey do you want to go see treegasm with me

Bill: sure let's go!

by whatevermanificatioin April 22, 2010

Tweetastrophe

A twitter tweet that turns out to be so much more than a bad idea.

Policeman: "We know that you were at the scene of the crime last night."

Man: "I'm telling you I wasn't!"

Policeman: "Well that's not what you told your followers on twitter, and see... here is a picture."

Man: "Well isn't this a tweetastrophe!"

by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

Treegasm

When– beginning in the first three weeks of the Christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling Christmas trees. The effect from the mass amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.

I was late to work today because I got stuck in a treegasm

by scratchmaster101 December 20, 2010

tweetassness

Being a bitchass on twitter.

Person # 1: This guy is doesn't know how to post shit bro.

Person # 2: Psh, this nigga and his tweetassness.

by El Muffino July 15, 2009

Treegasm

When someone gets pleasured by a tree.

I was in the rainforest and I had a major treegasm.

by tweetledumbbb April 29, 2010

Tweetass

when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.

Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.

I have major tweetass going on.

by ebabe February 10, 2010