tweestyle

n.

a freestyle, rap, short poem or rhyme in 140 characters or less. Usually posted on Twitter.

other variations: tweestyling, tweestyler

also see: poetwy

Guy #1: Yo, dude. Did you read my latest verse on Twitter?

Guy #2: For sure. Nice tweestyle!

Guy #3: Thanks, bro.

by twitter.com/heyart July 10, 2009

Tweesoff

similar to a rim job, The act of sucking a Fart from a dead seagulls ass!

Dwayne: Dude, Dave just sucked on that seagulls ass

Zack: what a tweesoff! at least he didn't give it the cleveland steamer

by vibra1 July 7, 2009

Tweetotaller

Someone who claims to abstain from tweeting; to never have tweeted; or to be a recovering tweetaholic.

"I'm a tweetotaller. I've never used Twitter in my life. And even if I did tweet, I could give up anytime I wanted."

by Joller March 8, 2012

tweetotaler

Someone who has a twitter account and stop writing in it.

@Yumyummin do not write anything on twitter. Perhaps it has become a tweetotaler

by JoTambe December 7, 2010

Tweesome

Used with a hashtag (#) on Twitter to tag Twitter threesomes. Tweesome is a group of three Tweeple, F/M/F, sharing cyber sexual public Tweets i.e., engaging in group cyber sex via Twitter. Tweesome posts are properly tagged #tweesome. Often associated with #swingers.

If the number of people engaged in Twex is four or more, it is properly tagged #Tworgy. If the number of Tweeple is three and they are M/F/M, it is tagged #twangbang. If the number of people engaged is just two, it is simply Twex.

As used in a Tweet:

I'm totally up for a #tweesome! Who's naked? See my free videos at link!

by twittertwat June 17, 2009

tweester

A sub-set of hipsters; a sub-culture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's concerned with all things twee a particular sweet and dainty type of music, literary, film and cultural reference and persuasion; female tweesters can be found operating etsy stores specializing in handmade dolls and barrettes and reconstructed baby-doll dresses, while male tweesters either play in or are fans of sappy folk-inspired bands with songs about heartbreak and their cats/kids. They are often dressed by their female counterparts in adorable bow-ties, wire-rimmed glasses, cardigans or any other garb that renders their male aggression neutered (and some would argue, repressed). While they may appear harmless, tweesters are aggressive in their demand for the soft and sweet side of things; encroach upon their soft-focus, sunlit world with the cold, harsh irony of the late 90s gen-X or early millennium mentality and they will draw blood. Be warned.

The tweester couple walking hand in hand down Mission Street looked not so much like young adults as an adorable elementary school couple.

The pop-up shop manned by two female tweesters sold elbow patches with daisies and hearts embroidered on them. A cluster of male tweesters had gathered around and were holding up various versions to their tiny tweed blazers's thread-bare arms in a clear attempt to woo the knee-sock-wearing vendors.

by Larkin' Around January 21, 2015

tweest

The person who uses this word like to take it in the mouth

i LOVE to tweest with my friends

by 123nananana1234566 July 29, 2011