Twatametrician

n. an individual who decides whether to bury his tubemeat only after obtaining his prospect's twatlog

"Twatametricians don't frequent the well nearly as often, but you don't see their cocks falling off either now do you?"

by Amnfamy September 12, 2009

Thatsmeawaynow

When you have to leave immediately like a suicidal frightened rabbit

Are you coming to the Bull? Sod that. I’ve just seen 4 cans go in. Thatsmeawaynow

by Frightened Rabbit January 3, 2022

master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007

twatsmeg

Clumpy vaginal discharge.

I'm not eating you out, you've got twatsmeg!

by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

Twatbeard

Someone who is a bit of a prick with well manicured facial hair.

Look at Adam over there, kicking a ball, what a twatbeard.

by Pepsimaxcherry October 17, 2016

Twatstard

A cross between a twat and a bastard. Usually encountered in a bar in a crowd from work and you never realised just what a "twatsard" he/she/it was until now.

I used to quite like him until the twatstard started spouting the company line.

by WoodenTop December 9, 2023