twatsmear 

any person that exhibits the properties of an undesirable person. see Douche Bag

That Twatsmear better pay his child support!

twatsmear by eternitywluv143 September 27, 2015

Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.

John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.

Twatster by Samson79 May 7, 2016

twatster

A derogatory term for the pretentious hipster. Originated in the UK.

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!

twatster by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005

twatspeak 

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

twatspeak by Llama Man March 12, 2008

twatscara 

A dark film surrounding the vagina after sex or exercise or both. Like mascara on the eye but scarier. A hairy, wet, clumpy ring.

Becky: "Geesh Kelly, your twatscara is running!"

Killah Kal: "I couldn't go down on Helen because her twatscara made her cunt look like a bruised shut eye."

twatscara by Princess Slayah June 21, 2009

Twatsmack 

The female equivalent to cockblock

When you're out with your girls, there is always one who will twatsmack you from getting laid

Twatsmack by imjmieslv72 December 16, 2017

twatster

A masculine, jock way of saying {Twister}, the game. Often used to describe a game that requires muscular ability, slightly homosexual overtones, and manergy.

We don't need to get some ass. We have to play Twatster!

twatster by youre my boy, plu May 8, 2008